Introducing the Future of Viral Marketing

As President and CEO of this blog, I’m always on the lookout for fresh and exciting ways to obtain new readers. Upon publishing, I link each post to Facebook and Twitter in an effort to force-feed it to all of my friends and everyone else in my social media networks. I also utilize tags within the posts to increase search engine optimization (or “SEO” as we say in the business). But now, thanks to this revolutionary technology from Toronto-based super agency John St. (the geniuses who brought us such unignorable ideas as Catvertising), I may never have to do any work ever again.

I’m fully prepared to embrace my love of maple syrup and ice hockey, uproot my entire life and move to Canada if it means I’d have the opportunity to work with these people.

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