In what is likely to be the oddest bit of cross-promotion you’ve seen in a while, JADS International, LLC. (in association with Marvel Entertainment) is releasing a line of men’s colognes to be debuted alongside the upcoming Avengers film.
The fragrances, each representative of a character from the beloved franchise, should be available toward the end of April and will sell from anywhere between $40 – 60, begging the question: How much would you spend to smell like the Incredible Hulk? And, furthermore, where’s the Black Widow-scented perfume for ladies? I think Robopanda from over at GammaSquad put it best when noting the missing product: “They are underestimating the market share for ‘people who want to spray the scent of Scarlett Johansson on everything they love,’ and by ‘love’ I mean love. Like couch cushions or slutty ottomans.”
Well said, Robopanda. Well said.